The Next Top Ten signs you are getting old

You remember a time loooong ago, you know the time before cat videos. You remember when Drew Barrymore was a child, and after watching E.T. you begged your parents to buy you an orange vest like the one worn in the movie. You always pick Michael Jordan over Lebron James. You know what a rotary…

Top Ten signs Hipsters are moving into your Neighborhood

The Ace Hardware store was sold and now houses a artisan cheese shop/ cat grooming emporium. Two words, skinny jeans. The other day you over heard someone say, “locally sourced” and “free range” and you had to google those terms. You have been seeing an awful lot of t-shirts with cats on them lately. You…

Top Ten signs you might have a fishing addiction

I love to fish, but I’m not sure if I have an addiction.  Here is ten ways to tell.   1.Just like a dog chasing something in its dreams, your wife has caught you casting, and reeling in a big fish….in your dreams. 2.You never go anywhere without a rod and reel, just in case….

Ten ways to know if you’re getting old

1.You now do an old guy/gal grunt when you get up from a kneeling position. 2.Snapchat?… huh?  Facebook…..Sure! 3.You watched Saved by the Bell……not ironically 4.At some point you started doing this…..slowly shaking your head and clicking three times with your tongue against the roof of your mouth. 5.Saturday morning was reserved for cereal, oddly…