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- She didn’t kill you when you were a teenager.
- She went to all of your extra curricular activities no matter how boring they were or how lacking in talent you showed.
- She didn’t say anything when you went through the hippie/goth/purple hair/trucker/grunge/punk/skateboarder/jock/drama summer camp phases.
- You are always the favorite when it’s just the two of you in the room.
- She let you practice your drums- in the garage for 10 minutes a day.
- She made you believe you could fulfill your dream of being a cowboy/spaceman/firefighter or princess/doctor/figure skating star.
- She only gave 2 dirty looks to your prom date.
- She was not only ok with driving a minivan, she relished it.
- Her kisses were the only ones that cured your boo-boos.
- She brought you into this world and she can take you out.
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