The Next Top Ten signs you are getting old

  1. You remember a time loooong ago, you know the time before cat videos.
  2. You remember when Drew Barrymore was a child, and after watching E.T. you begged your parents to buy you an orange vest like the one worn in the movie.
  3. You always pick Michael Jordan over Lebron James.
  4. You know what a rotary phone is.
  5. You have used floppy disks.
  6. You know what an atlas is and how to use it.
  7. You remember “appointment television” where you had to start watching at seven o’clock sharp.
  8. When I say these words you know what I am talking about; Earthbound, Pong, Contra, Zelda, Blades of Steel, and Tank.  Also you know what up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start is.
  9. You have a soft spot for the following movies/shows Macgyver, Critters, A-Team, Dukes of Hazzard, and Unsolved Mysteries.
  10. You had a rat tail, knew someone who did, and it was cool.

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One Comment Add yours

  1. Anonymous says:

    You forgot select before start…


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