- You have epic, day-long battles between the toys on your desk.
- You have built large and very detailed sculptures made entirely of work supplies which are promptly destroyed once you hear your boss is coming towards your desk.
- Your google search history reveals things like “how to look awake while sleeping at desk”, “how do you make time speed up but only at work” and “how do I get paid to just sleep all day?”
- You started with just one plant to care for to kill time and now you have a full greenhouse situation in your cubicle.
- You find more and more “projects” that take you out of the office and unable to locate for hours at a time.
- You’ve read all of the books on your summer reading list and it’s only April.
- The only highlights of your day are breaks, lunch time and leaving.
- You and your co-workers have decided to start a band and spend many hours in the conference room having “meetings” to practice.
- Your friends and family are onto how you call them to have long conversations only during working hours. Otherwise, you can’t be bothered to talk.
- You actually, you know, do your job.
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